jits-n-tits asked: your cut is fabulous! high and tight for the homo on the go!
Why thank you! I love my high and tight! :D It’s so easy to take care of, and I think it really suits me. Thanks! <3
We had Jasper’s birthday party today, even though his birthday isn’t until Tuesday because it’s the only day we could all come. He even blew out his own candle (or huffed, or snorted, or whatever you would call it… it was blowing it out, but with air from his nose, which I think is as good as a dog could do, probably)… not even kidding you. I have it on video, but the video is like ten minutes long, and not all so great, so I’m probably going to edit out the boring parts, and put it with some other footage from today before I post it anywhere. But it was so cute. So today was good. He had a great time.
And for the record, yes, that is a DOG cake. We didn’t feed him anything bad for him, and we didn’t feed him all of it either, we monitored what he got. We’re very careful about what he eats.
CUTEST
This usually happens.
People say they’re there for anything but then I get too depressed and then no one wants to talk to me.
Your Role In Avengers
Shannon is a member of The Avengers and married to Nick Fury and is a/an Frost Giant
no thx
Nona is a member of The Avengers and married to Iron Man and is a/an Human
aw HELLZ yes
Erick is a member of SHIELD and married to Loki and is a/an Asgardian
Yes, good.
Markus Harwood-Jones is a member of the avengers and married to The Hulk and is a/an Skrull
fuck yes (Skulls are shapeshifters)
Inky is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Loki and is a/an Frost Giant
suck it
(Source: imgoingtodrinkmymugoftea)
Callout for Trans* folk and their allies
My lovely friend DanTeagle and I are going to be working on a documentry this summer, the working title is currently Gender Mosaic:A comunity of diverse identity.
We are looking to share the stories of all kinds of trans, non-binary, genderqueer, two spirit, cross-dressing, and other people of non-conforming gender. We are also interested in talking to their partners, lovers, family and friends.
It would be a short interview with me, Mark (I look like this:
) to talk about your identity, your experience with gender, and basically whatever else you want to say.
I will be travelling to the following cities between June and July:
Toronto, ON
St Catherines, ON
Buffalo, NY
Brooklyn, NY
New York, NY
Philadelphia, PA
Orlando, FL
Houston, TX
Tuscon, AZ
Phoenix, AZ
Los Angeles, CA
San Fransisco, CAIf you live somewhere in (or near) one of those cities, and would be interested in doing an interview, please email me at Ftmark1@gmail.com with the subject line ‘Interview’.
Just a note, we are hoping to have a diverse cast and to honestly share what being outside of (cis)gender norms is like for a wide variety of people.
The Top 6 Reasons Why You Should Hate Dan Savage
1. Dan Savage hates trans people and uses transphobic slurs.
“Children have a right to some stability and constancy from the adults in their lives. Perhaps I’m a transphobic bigot, but I honestly think waiting a measly 36 months to cut your dick is a sacrifice any father should be willing to make for his 15-year-old son. Call me old-fashioned.
Unfortunately, your ex wasn’t willing to make that sacrifice (selfish tranny!), or it never occurred to him to make that sacrifice (stupid tranny!)…. If your son can’t deal with having his dad/mom/whatever around right now, support him and tell his dad/mom/whatever to leave the two of you alone for the time being.”
2. Dan Savage believes that bisexuals do not and should not exist.
“I’m not saying bi guys are bad people, or they don’t make great one-night stands. Bushes, bathhouses, and sleazy gay bars are crawling with bi guys. But if a guy wants more, he’ll have an easier time getting it from another gay man.”
3. Dan Savage has admonished women for not putting up with their partner’s sexual desires and has criticized female rape survivors’ stories.
“There the guy was, boned for you, and he was brave enough to put his desires out there, to make himself vulnerable (which is what the ladies are always saying they want, right?), and you lobbed the ol’ “What?!?” bomb at him and made him feel like a freak. Is it any wonder that he quickly moved on to “other things” and, one would hope, better sex partners?”
“I’m extremely sorry that you were raped, DRARS, although your baseless accusations of rape make me doubt you when you claim to be a survivor of rape. The feminist bloggers are going to accuse me of thought crimes: If a woman says she was raped then, by God, she was raped. (Tell it to the lacrosse team.) But if my reaction to your letter is a thought crime, I can only plead entrapment: I wouldn’t have had these illegal thoughts if you hadn’t sent me such a stupid letter in the first place… Finally, DRARS, I hereby withdraw my consent for you to read Savage Love. If you continue to read my column against my will, well, we all know what word to apply to your actions.”
4. Dan Savage thinks that racist gay white men are less of a threat to African-Americans than homophobic African-Americans are to gay people.
EDIT: The quote below is indeed Dan’s response to Prop 8 and black homophobia, I have added some more of the senseless shit that has spewed out of his mouth so that no one will be confused as to how much of an asshole he is:
“I do know this, though: I’m done pretending that the handful of racist gay white men out there—and they’re out there, and I think they’re scum—are a bigger problem for African Americans, gay and straight, than the huge numbers of homophobic African Americans are for gay Americans, whatever their color…I’ll eat my shorts if gay and lesbian voters went for McCain at anything approaching the rate that black voters went for Prop 8.”
EDIT: Here are some more lovely gems from our resident asshole Dan Savage on his rampant hatred for everything not white, male, and gay:
5. Dan Savage thinks asexuals are secretly “fags”.
“I appreciate the feedback, Stephanie, and I’m sorry I offended you. But… um… I couldn’t help but think, as I read your letter, that your boyfriend is either a fool or a fag. But if it works for you guys—if a romantic relationship devoid of sexual attraction and activity works for you guys—then it works for you guys. Who am I to argue with success?”
6. Dan Savage is fatphobic.
“First off, LARDASS, you neglected to include a sign-off, forcing me to create one for you. I tried to create one that captured the spirit and tone of your letter, and I think I did pretty well… I am thoroughly annoyed at having my tame statements of fact—being heavy is a health risk; rolls of exposed flesh are unsightly—characterized as ‘hate speech.’”
I don’t advocate HATING him, but I dislike him.
I bleached the hell out of my hair, and lost an inch in the process. So I went through an intensive regiment of a trim on the sides, 3 conditions, 2 mayonnaise applications, and 1 shampoo, all under freezing water. This is the result, with a little leave-in conditioner. What do you all think?
Copper Engraving Detailing Human Embryonic Development from Images of Human Embryos by Samuel Thomas Soemmerring (1799).